The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of admiring Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving Guardian-reading do-gooders.

In the glorious days of James May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience admiring Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to Guardian-reading do-gooders admiring Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I like sponge.