The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was an unnamed source who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..