The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, all of them involving enviro-Mental-ists.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, but nowadays thanks to enviro-Mental-ists using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Waterboarding is not torture.