Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Gangs of children, some still in their prams have been terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Nick Clegg has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village: The True Face Of Evil", Nick Clegg says, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for gangs of children, some still in their prams. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.