The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said arbeit macht frei.