The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, all of them involving insane Brussels bureaucrats.

In the glorious days of Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, but nowadays thanks to insane Brussels bureaucrats using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The day of the yob is upon us.