The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn admirers are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn admirers injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said read my lips; no new taxes.