I’m not racist but surely allowing gypsies to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Drilling for oil in one family's back garden is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that gypsies aren’t drilling for oil in one family's back garden in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Margaret Thatcher agrees with me, saying today, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.