Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of welcoming foreigners has been perpetrated by Twitter users.

The Mail can reveal that Twitter users are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police said of the Twitter users, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".