I’m not racist but surely allowing gypsies to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that gypsies aren’t setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. An unnamed source agrees with me, saying today, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.