Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace have been pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

An unnamed source said of unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!"

Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.