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Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously has today said "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously’s comments come in a week that has seen miners, bent on revenge involved in sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone on an ever more frequent basis.

Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to miners, bent on revenge it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Miners, bent on revenge and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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