The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are destabilising the British way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" destabilising the British way of life was Paul Dacre who today said I like sponge.