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Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Gangs of black youths have been engaging in steamy sex romps outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Enoch Powell has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Engaging in steamy sex romps: The True Face Of Evil", Enoch Powell says, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for gangs of black youths. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.


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