Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Islamist youths have been sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone outside nursery schools.

Terror expert An unnamed source has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone: The True Face Of Evil", An unnamed source says, "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Islamist youths. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.