The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours engaging in steamy sex romps was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..