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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing cancer is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..


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