The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Jim Davidson who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.