The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, all of them involving Noam Chomsky devotees.

In the glorious days of Bernard Jenkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, but nowadays thanks to Noam Chomsky devotees squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..