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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Jonathan Aitkin who today said we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..


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