The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are binge drinking on council estates every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses binge drinking on council estates was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.