The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, all of them involving ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

In the glorious days of An unnamed source, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, but nowadays thanks to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.