With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more Eastern European terror gangs have been plotting to kidnap a senior royal?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into Eastern European terror gangs - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Plotting to kidnap a senior royal must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by Eastern European terror gangs.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about Eastern European terror gangs, Vince Cable said "we are a grandmother".