Guardian-reading do-gooders have been smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Nick Clegg said of Guardian-reading do-gooders, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals."

Guardian-reading do-gooders made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.