The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are binge drinking on council estates every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses binge drinking on council estates was Jeremy Clarkson who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..