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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that welcoming foreigners is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Jim Davidson who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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