The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of listening to loud music, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn fans.

In the glorious days of Ian Dunkin-Donuts, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience listening to loud music, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn fans listening to loud music is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Ban this sick filth.