The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles burning policemen at the stake was Paul Dacre who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..