The Mail has learned that homosexuals are responsible for getting away with arson.

Has the world gone mad? Homosexuals are getting away with arson with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Beyonce, who said "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals."