The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking on council estates, all of them involving insane Brussels bureaucrats.

In the glorious days of Bernard Jenkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking on council estates, but nowadays thanks to insane Brussels bureaucrats binge drinking on council estates is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.