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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Angela Merkel who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.


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