The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of immigrating, all of them involving the Unions.

In the glorious days of Bernard Manning, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience immigrating, but nowadays thanks to the Unions immigrating is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..