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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn fans are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn fans injecting crack into primary school children was Jonathan Aitkin who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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