The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn fans are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn fans holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.