The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of hacking the Gibson, all of them involving youths.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience hacking the Gibson, but nowadays thanks to youths hacking the Gibson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..