The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are training in Al-Quaeda terror camps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours training in Al-Quaeda terror camps was James May who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..