The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that communist-sympathisers are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack communist-sympathisers burning policemen at the stake was Bernard Jenkin who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..