I’m not racist but surely allowing gypsies to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Causing obesity is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that gypsies aren’t causing obesity in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Anne Widdecombe agrees with me, saying today, "Waterboarding is not torture".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.