The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of looting and pillaging supermarkets, all of them involving chavs.

In the glorious days of Paul Dacre, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience looting and pillaging supermarkets, but nowadays thanks to chavs looting and pillaging supermarkets is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.