The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that extremists are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack extremists smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.