Jacob Rees-Mogg has today said "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!".

Speaking at Alton Towers Jacob Rees-Mogg’s comments come in a week that has seen glue-sniffing teenagers involved in engaging in steamy sex romps on an ever more frequent basis.

Jacob Rees-Mogg’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to glue-sniffing teenagers it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Glue-sniffing teenagers and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.