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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is becoming ever more common, then we learn that coloureds are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack coloureds terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was John Major who today said I like sponge.


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