The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said read my lips; no new taxes.