Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now selling heroin to the unions. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Nick Clegg revealed that enviro-Mental-ists have been selling heroin to the unions with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for enviro-Mental-ists.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Nick Clegg went on to say.


Nick Clegg concluded, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".