Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Asylum seekers have been immigrating outside nursery schools.

Terror expert The Queen has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Immigrating: The True Face Of Evil", The Queen says, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for asylum seekers. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.