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Glue-sniffing teenagers have been fighting the poilce the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Beyonce said of glue-sniffing teenagers, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood."

Glue-sniffing teenagers made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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