The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians injecting crack into primary school children was an unnamed source who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..