The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are setting fire to libraries every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers setting fire to libraries was David Cameron who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..