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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that coloureds are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack coloureds threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was a hardworking family who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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