The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.